To George, the First Space Monkey

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn’t work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn’t lose his mind; he’d take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go “hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost”.

“Or he’d just fight it himself” no, he would not, for two reasons:

1. This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario’s central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem’s support structure.
   
2. This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist’s idiom, and Mario is a union man – he’s not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

two-punch-man:

jaegerdelta:

professor-maple-mod:

skelletang:

tacobelligerent:

blaalys:

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

Pretty much.

here have some size comparison

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

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theehorsepusssy:

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bunny-banana:

if u feel the first cramp and think “i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass” ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

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maggiemooo:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

To all the folks suggesting environmentally friendly materials for truck balls to be made from: I appreciate the spirit but you’re missing the point a little bit

Like sure, if we eventually want to look at making more sustainable medical equipment, and the like, is not inherently a bad idea. But, when it’s always medical equipment, drugs, or adaptive tech that gets brought up first… It smells like eugenics

elixir:

Matsubara Civic Library, Osaka, Japan.

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softestaura:

Costanté “For Before + Beyond” Campaign photographed by Louisa Meng